Of course I had to work on my own patron god first right? :BBBBBB I picture him as this carefree, good-natured airhead whose memory rivals a Tundra in the dead of winter. He’s terribly forgetful what with his daydreaming and music and thus has a habit of jamming small things of importance, like his favorite chopsticks persay, into his hair. He’s taken to weaving feathers in there too as a reminder that there are godly tasks to be finished before he can go off cavorting with his people and judging from the number of feathers I’d say he’s been slacking off a bit the no-good hippie.
He’s not a fighter. He’s over-friendly in most cases occasionally to blinding stupidity but threaten one of his children and big daddy’s gon hurl a hurricane up where the sun don’t shine.
Now! Who shall I do next? :B
*GROANS* EARTHSHAKER PLZ g_g ♥♥♥
ARCANIST AHHHH THIS IS CUTE I WILL SHIP THE ARCHANIST WITH HIM
My friend keeps practising it. Fucking amazing. I’m fairly certain the music got written by someone doodling geometric figures on a sheet of music paper and then realizing they’d actually written the song of the gods.
“Arranged by Accident”
It sounds like a boss battle.
REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT AN AUDIO VERSION OF THIS. I never knew it was ACTUALLY a song. I grew up seeing this floating around and just thinking it was a joke.
I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED
You need at least 15 fingers to play this song!
this is a fucking joke. I mean it says “add bicycle” halfway through
In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies